It's officially, official.

I are leaving tomorrow. My flight is at 10:30PM. Bitches, I'm coming back. It's been a long awaited return, of moi, so just soak it in and let the partying, begin. Now, now, now, you all remember that little scandal, that happened just before I left? Well, someone's trying to recreate it but, whatever.

Schedule:

• Departure of SFO: June 12
• Arrival in NAIA: June 14
• The day I go back to visit the little ones at STC: June 16

"Remember, remember, the 16th of
June, the gunpowder treason and
plot. I know of no reason why the
gunpowder treason should ever be
forgot."